- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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