- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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