A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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