- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

j.p. is dumb

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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