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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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