- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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