- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Knock knock.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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