Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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