- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Knock knock! Just kidding.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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