I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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