Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A black student graduated High School

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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