What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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hashtags suck balls

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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