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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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