Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

if got a joke if fogot it

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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