- Anti Joke

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.