- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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