Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Anti Joke

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