old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Anti Joke

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