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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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