- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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