- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock knock OCD

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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