- Anti Joke

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.