No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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