- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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