- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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