Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A penis walks into a bar..

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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