- Anti Joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Sam Hengal.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.