don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Anti Joke

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