- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

360 NO SCOPE

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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