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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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