- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Whats worse than suicide? death

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Two women were sitting quietly.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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