Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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this website is a bad joke

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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