Yo mama is so fat she died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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