Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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