If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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