What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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knock knock come in

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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