A miserable man committed suicide.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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