- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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