a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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