What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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pobody's nerfect

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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