What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

yolo your orange looks orange

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Anti Joke

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