For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's there

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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