- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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