What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Im taking a shit right now.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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