What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Caramel Boing.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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