Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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