Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Im taking a shit right now.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Chuck Norris is dead......

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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