Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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read me write me

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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