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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

womens rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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