- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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