- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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