Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Mooses

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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