A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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