- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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