- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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