When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Knock Knock. Shut up.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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