whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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