- Anti Joke

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.