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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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