What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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