- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

ask me if im a door yes

A jew enters a mall.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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