- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Ebola

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Tall asians

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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