- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Ebola

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??