Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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