Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Anti Joke

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