Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Anti Joke

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