how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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