Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock *open*

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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