Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What comes after 69? 70

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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how much fish could a chicken

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ily bae

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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