- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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