- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Immigration Laws

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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