- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A woman walks into a bar.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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