- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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