- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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