- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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