Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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