- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Please ignore this statement.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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