- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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