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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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