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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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