- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

autistic kids rock

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Pain Olympics.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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