- Anti Joke

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.