- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Phew... it's gone.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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