- Anti Joke

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden