Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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