- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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