How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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