- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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