- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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