Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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