Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Jovan

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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