- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's up? Your time.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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