- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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