Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

PENIS lol

Why? Because.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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