- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I literally died laughing

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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