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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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