What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A Serbian Film

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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