A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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HOLY COW!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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