- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Knock Knock No solicitors

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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