What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

WNBA

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...