- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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