- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A gay man watches football.

No your aunties a joke

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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