girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

thumb_up thumb_down -23

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops