What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

autistic kids rock

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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