A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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pobody's nerfect

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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