Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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